Surf2Phone Technology Explained
Have you ever heard a dolphin squeaking? Sounds a lot like when you
accidentally call someone's FAX, doesn't it? Well, our team of scientists
have discovered that by placing a cell phone in a ziploc bag these dolphin
squeaks can be successfully captured and transmitted to the local Kinko's
fax machine. The fax machine then translates the ear-piercing dolphin
gibberish into a highly accurate surf report printout. After all
profanities are removed by our black-liners, this surf report is able to be
delivered directly to your phone!
Still don't get it?
click here (link to T-shirt)
Embrace the Technology
Like other marvels of the modern age, Surf2Phone affords you many luxuries previously out-of-reach of the common man. Now you can:
- Be that guy that always knows when high tide is
- Have reading material while you're on the can at work
Surf2Phone Catch of the Day
All good products need a witty catch phrase. Our only problem is choosing
between the marketing gold below. Vote for you favorite now and see the
voting results.
Feel really strongly about your choice?
Wear your pride!
- Surf2Phone...If you don't know, you better call somebody!
- Surf2Phone...Didn't you get the message?
- Surf2Phone...Surf waves not web.
- Surf2Phone...Because swimming out to the buoy just sucks.
- Surf2Phone...The dolphins tell me what to do.
- Surf2Phone...F*** the internet.
- Surf2Phone...Taste the convenience.